THIS IS STUPID
SOON.

I’M NOT THE SHORTEST ONE. I CAN’T FUCKING HELP IT IF SOME OF US GROW FASTER.

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askegbert:

in a world where betty crocker is the cruel overlord, one man must stand alone against her evil reign. 

john egbert, a brave young soul, farms until he can farm no more, creating products that have no connection with the witch hypnotizing her people through horrible fluffy baked goods.

farmstuck fff

FUCK YOU JOHN, IT’S TOO HARD, JUST GO BUY FOOD.

[ok i’m getting back to asks now, promise.]

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> EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS YOUR ON-AGAIN-OFF-AGAIN MATESPRIT SLASH CURRENTLY YOUR ON-AGAIN-OFF-AGAIN MOIRAIL SLASH THE MOST COMPLICATED FUCKING RELATIONSHIP YOU’VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE AND DISPLEASURE OF BEING INVOLVED IN, YOU FIGURE SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT WITH YOU AND DID SAVE YOUR LIFE (MAYBE MORE THAN ONCE).

THAT DESERVES AT LEAST ONE SHITTY CHEEK KISS ON THIS EQUALLY SHITTY MADE UP HOLIDAY.

> YOU FEEL A LITTLE LESS MISERABLE ABOUT THIS, BUT ARE SKEPTICAL ON JUST HOW LONG THAT WILL LAST.

>YOU LOOK AT YOUR LIFE

>YOU LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

>YOU LAMENT JUST A LITTLE.

askegbert:

never again.

FUCK THIS EARTH KISS DAY. IT IS A STUPID MADE UP HOLIDAY THAT BREAKS ALL THE RULES AND MAKES A MESS OF EVERYTHING.

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ANON, YOU ARE STARTING TO MAKE LIFE DIFFICULT.

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