THIS IS STUPID

askegbert:

in a world where betty crocker is the cruel overlord, one man must stand alone against her evil reign. 

john egbert, a brave young soul, farms until he can farm no more, creating products that have no connection with the witch hypnotizing her people through horrible fluffy baked goods.

farmstuck fff

FUCK YOU JOHN, IT’S TOO HARD, JUST GO BUY FOOD.

[ok i’m getting back to asks now, promise.]

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askegbert:

never again.

FUCK THIS EARTH KISS DAY. IT IS A STUPID MADE UP HOLIDAY THAT BREAKS ALL THE RULES AND MAKES A MESS OF EVERYTHING.

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OH FUCK, GUYS.

I’LL NEVER FIGURE OUT WHO SENT ME THIS ONE. MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP NOW.

ROUND TWO ==>

YOU VAGUELY REMEMBER A TIME WHEN YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP LISTENING TO THE ANONYMOUS VOICES IN YOUR HEAD.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT YOU.

KARKAT: ABUSE YOUR FRIENDS ==>

YOU THINK MAYBE THIS ISN’T HOW YOU SHOULD TREAT PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT, BUT IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT HE MAKES IT SO EASY.

I NEED TO STOP TALKING TO HUMANS. THIS IS SO STUPID.

I NEED TO STOP TALKING TO HUMANS. THIS IS SO STUPID.

DO THE KISSY THING ===> ===>

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UNFORTUNATELY, YOU’RE A TERRIBLE KISSER AND DON’T GET VERY FAR.

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AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT.

….. :( guys.

askegbert:

guys.

CALM DOWN YOU BLUBBERING GOGDAMN PANSY.

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EITHER RESULT ENDS UP IN ME MORE PISSED OFF THAN I WAS AT THE START.

THE LAST OPTION YOU GAVE ME NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS. THAT IS JUST NOT  EVEN A THING TO BE CONSIDERED.