I, too, wish I could draw something for all of you but… it’s just not working out.
i haven’t touched this ask account in almost 2 weeks
how do people keep finding it
in a world where betty crocker is the cruel overlord, one man must stand alone against her evil reign.
john egbert, a brave young soul, farms until he can farm no more, creating products that have no connection with the witch hypnotizing her people through horrible fluffy baked goods.
FUCK YOU JOHN, IT’S TOO HARD, JUST GO BUY FOOD.
[ok i’m getting back to asks now, promise.]
OH MAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST MISSED IT AND IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
THAT’S REALLY TOO BAD.
EVERYONE HAD SO MUCH FUN.
> EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS YOUR ON-AGAIN-OFF-AGAIN MATESPRIT SLASH CURRENTLY YOUR ON-AGAIN-OFF-AGAIN MOIRAIL SLASH THE MOST COMPLICATED FUCKING RELATIONSHIP YOU’VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE AND DISPLEASURE OF BEING INVOLVED IN, YOU FIGURE SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT WITH YOU AND DID SAVE YOUR LIFE (MAYBE MORE THAN ONCE).
THAT DESERVES AT LEAST ONE SHITTY CHEEK KISS ON THIS EQUALLY SHITTY MADE UP HOLIDAY.
> YOU FEEL A LITTLE LESS MISERABLE ABOUT THIS, BUT ARE SKEPTICAL ON JUST HOW LONG THAT WILL LAST.
I WAS STARTING TO WONDER IF SHE EVER WOKE UP.
BEING THE SHINING KNIGHT I AM, I JUST SORT OF LEFT HER LAYING THERE.
>YOU LOOK AT YOUR LIFE
>YOU LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
>YOU LAMENT JUST A LITTLE.